I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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