he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
We talked him into tasing himself.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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