clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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