found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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