She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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