i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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