found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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