I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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