no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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