Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
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