Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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