at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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