I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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