Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I have aggressive nipples.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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