Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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