I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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