READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Randomize
