Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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