We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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