You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Randomize