what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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