i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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