I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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