your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Swine flu. Run for my life!
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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