just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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