There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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