just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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