wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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