Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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