It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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