I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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