the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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