he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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