Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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