doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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