if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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