i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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