Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
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