Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
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