i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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