I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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