I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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