sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
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