if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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