She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I want to be your penis for a week.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
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