He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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