Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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