I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I would ride that face into the sunset
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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