Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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