I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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