I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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