Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
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