I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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