Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Congratulations! We have a period
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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