Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize