Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Randomize
