dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
You're like the curious george of whores
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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